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Says Who?
In 2016, two friends—and author and a journalist--sat down to ride through the final weeks of the Presidential election by talking to the journalists covering it. They thought they were doing eight episodes. They were wrong. What started as a short trip has become a long and strange journey. They’ve...
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392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!
In 2016, two babies sat down to make an eight episode podcast. Now, on episode 400, they reflect on all the things they didn’t know going into this id...
300 FOOT SKELETON
Dan hates Illinois Nazis.
But there here, so we're gonna have to deal with them.
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FAT BATTLESHIPS
It's been a week, Sayswhovia.
A.
Week.
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INFLATE THE BABY
SaysWhovia, some weeks come with too much filling. The news oozes out and gets all over your clothes. This was such a week. And like two people unwitt...
DIVER DOWN
OK yes that thing happened, you know the one. But did you hear about the scuba diver thief at Disney World????
Maureen has a book out, awful new...
NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE
Nine years ago Maureen and Dan sat down to record an eight episode podcast. Mistakes were made.
Here they are, 395 episodes later, while Maureen...
MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE
We know why you came this week, and we are here to deliver.
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UTAH COTTON
Dan and Maureen are back! Well, Maureen is still where she was and Dan is still not home, but they are back in SaysWhovia at the end of Dan’s Very Bad...
ROAD ARMOR
Sometimes you find a mace on the road, SaysWhovia.
It’s 2025. Pick it up.
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UP ON THE ROOF
SaysWhovia, Dan needs a hug. Maureen, however, is fine and has the receipts to prove it. Everything is very normal and very cool with her. Also, with...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DROWN ONE
Maureen is back from the green, green fields of England and has brought a whole new outlook! She saw a cow. Everything is better now. But she did have...
ENGLAND'S DREAMING
This week, Maureen is in England, where not everything is terrible. There’s tea at four. Birds are singing in the trees. A gentle breeze blows through...
BADGER WATCH
Hey Sayswhovia! It is hot and it is bad and Maureen and Dan are here to help (???) you through it.
And hey, as bad as things are, at least you'...
BUTTER DEMON CASTLE
Welcome back to regular Says Who service as Dan’s schedule starts to regulate.
And good things are happening! Maureen is sewing and making froy...
THE FIVE CUOMOS
It sure is hot out there, SaysWhovia.
Especially in NYC, where Maureen has been out voting. Dan has thoughts on this, because he always has tho...
THE PUDDING HOUR
Dan had a genuinely rough week, SaysWhovia. We’re going to have a relaxing episode with some pudding and a nice parade. A big parade. Huge. And maybe...
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
Everything is going great SaysWhovia. Maureen's brain is shorting out as her deadline grows near, the recording connection keeps freezing up, and Elon...
NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS
It’s been a messy start to today, SayWhovia. Literally. But we’re going to get through it together.
Because this week, we have a delicious meal...
GOOD LUCK BOSS
SaysWhovia! Maureen is off to become a lobbiest (no really) and Dan is back in Chicago—home of The Pope, did you hear—and Bruce Springsteen is on tour...
THE ONE WHERE DAN GOES TO THE FRIENDS EXPERIENCE
Dan was in New York over the weekend and Maureen wanted to give him a window into authentic NYC living by taking him to The Friends Experience. Yes, t...
NO NO SOAPY
Maureen is in Philadelphia, enjoying the greenery and the ticks. Dan is in Chicago, enjoying his basement. And tariffs. Yes, it’s Tariff Talking Time!...
WHAT A MARKER
Dan and Maureen think you need a break. They want to talk to you about some good television and games. Give your mind a rest. Renew yourself. Also, Tr...
DEATHVANCE
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
He killed the Pope.
Preorder The Creeping Hand Murder here: https://...
SOUP BUCKET
This week, Dan and Maureen are joined by Akilah Hughes to talk about…something.
Akilah and Dan definitely want to talk about something, but the...
MEAT ON THAT RAT
It's Tariff Time over in SaysWhovia! Let's all celebrate the return of American manufacturing, which is absolutely going to happen.
Also, please...
STRETCH THAT LENTIL
We don’t know what the Day of Liberation holds for the economy, but obviously it’s going to be great.
Right now, Cory Booker is still talking,...
RATSIGNAL
Check your phone, SaysWhovia. You're in the groupchat.
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MEET THE BAILEYS
SaysWhovia, you have no idea how deep this one goes. Hang on.
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THE SHERIFF OF SAYSWHOVIA
Whoooo, there is a lot going on. It’s not great! Maureen got distracted and put her phone in the wash. She is maybe not okay. Also, she has fallen in...
DARK POSITVITY
This week, Teslas are burning, no one is sleeping right, everything is falling apart, and Dan is…weirdly optimistic? Well, he’s invented something new...
BOLOGNA ON A TESLA
It’s a new week in these new times, and you know what that means: MORE BULLSHIT!
But in the middle of the chaos, there is a light! People are s...
RATBUSTERS!
Somehow, SaysWhovia, we are still in the first month of this thing. Everything happens so much all the time now.
But hark!
Does Dan here...
DAN'S VERY BAD LIST
Have you ever made a list, SaysWhovia? Stuff you need from the store. Ingredients for dinner. Things you need to do. Things to pack. Ways to undo all...
DATING AT THE END OF AMERICA
OK, so yeah, things could be better.
Elon's little fash dipshits are running around, and it sure does seem like America is coming to an end, bu...
THE TWO PHIL COLLINSES
Apparently it’s been a week?
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THE DAYS AFTER
Sayswhovians! Yes, Trump was inaugurated again this week. Yes, Elon Musk threw up a nazi salute. Yes, everything has gone to full shitshow very quickl...
FRANNNIK
There’s a lot going on, SaysWhovia. While Dan and Maureen will get into some of it (with appropriate content markers around one subject so you can lis...
13 DAYS IN JANUARY
Gather close, SaysWhovia. Dan and Maureen have built a shelter. It’s made of blankets and pillows. Come in and hide with us. Oh, except Dan is back re...
WELCOME TO 2025!
*party blower* Welcome to 2025, SaysWhovia! Let’s go into this together, the third Trump era, full of LOVE and TOGETHERNESS and BINGO.
Yes. It’s...
2024 IN REVIEW
2024 is coming to an end. What a year! It started with…
Um…
Maureen remembers something about a scorpion. Dan was in his car. Trump got sh...