Row Z
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Row Z
A sports podcast by idiots, for idiots. Just anything funny, interesting or powerful from the world of sport. Everything from strange stories, to mental health, to knob jokes. All wrapped up in what we laughingly refer to as a ‘sports show’. If it’s punditry you’re after we hear Gary Neville’s treme...
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100th Episode! Are United Back? Baggy Trousers and Bra-shopping
It's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is...
Points Deductions and Personalised Numberplates
Hannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs,...
Ham, Egg, Chips and Postecoglu's Mini Skirt
As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of...
A Roy Rumble and a Bit of Moisturiser
Our guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myt...
Mbappe, Messi and Making Love to Mike Ashley
As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French...
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Dealing with a Drubbing and Managers Facing Discrimination
In light of Spurs' St. James' Park meltdown, we ask Hope what a manager can really do when they're team os falling apart in front of them. After Arsen...
THE TECHNICAL AREA with Hope Powell | Pilot | Guardiola or Dyche?
Something brand new from the Row Z, as we launch 'The Technical Area', a unique podcast that looks at the game from the perspective of the most malign...
Is Roy Hodgson a Victorian Ghost?
We're back and somehow this rubbish has been nominated for a comedy award, so thanks to you all for listening! In this episode Joe slanders a Hollywoo...
Corruption Corner and Nicole's Jazz Cabbage
WE'RE BACK with all your key football news, so get reday for cocaine-sniffing chairmen, one of those most consitenly offensive set of impressions ever...
WORLD CUP, QATAR 22, BEST BITS: Row Z X Fubar's World F*Cup
Sorry for the radio silence! We've been off gallavanting over on Fubar Radio doing a World Cup show :) You can hear everything we've been up to by sub...
Neil Buchanan and Post-Match Rudies
This week Joe and Hannah discuss a resurgent Marcus Rashford, wonder if it's time for Klopp to stop and salute the magic of Eberechi Eze. There's also...
Nile Ranger’s Battered Sausage | Arsenal Blip? Conte Out? Do All Footballers Wear Tiny Pants!?
Joe is joined by Nicole Holliday to discuss Arsenal’s mini slump, Tottenham’s drab form and ask if Klopp could ever get the chop from the Kop!?
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Best Bits So Far | Part 1
As Joe has Covid, we look back at some of the best bits of the season so far, Row Z style. So make sure you're ready for gardening tips; bus flirting...
Paul Chuckle Owes Me £15
We’re back with a bumper episode as we ask:
- Can Arsenal really challenge Man City?
- Is Klopp’s heavy metal football finally o...
A HOLE IN THE MASSAGE TABLE | Arsenal vs Spurs, Man City vs Man Utd and England Review
The gang look back on a disappointing international break for England and wonder how it will effect Saturday’s North London derby and whether it even...
NORTH LONDON DERBY PREVIEW | Forty Fags, a Pork Pie and a Cream Cake
Joe and Hannah are joined by Arsenal fan and Mike lookalike Nicole Holliday, as they look back on a great weekend for the North London clubs, as Spurs...
Do We Need a North vs South All-stars Game!?
Joe thinks this is a good idea. Mike doesn’t. Guess who wins…
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Is Graham Potter the Right Man for Chelsea?
Mike is unsure whether Todd Boehly is the right man for Chelsea but thinks Graham Potter could be a good tactical fit for the Blues.
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S2, EP5 | Graham Potter and the Cold Fishcake
No Premier League football this week due to the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II but still plenty to talk about as we discuss whether Gra...
Why Joe thinks Spurs will beat Man City
Joe has managed to convince himself that Spurs inability to break down average Premier League teams is the precise reason they will trounce freescorin...
ROW Z FPL | Does Anybody Understand the Scoring System!?
Another disappointing week for Hannah, Joe and Mike but congrats to Alan Sinclair, who's surged up the table and Matt Carlton, currently sitting prett...
Has Ten Hag Turned Things Around at Manchester United?
Marcus Rashford scoring? New signings bedding in well? A strong centre-back partnership!? What on Earth is going at Manchester United!!!?
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Have Newcastle Been Hard-done-by This Season?
Newcastle and friend of the podcast Simon Harkness is with us to bemoan Newcastle's hard luck when it comes to refereeing decisions but that being sai...
S2, EP4 | Andrea Pirlo Trapped in a Giant Bear Mascot's Body
As Arsenal’s unbeaten run comes to an end Mike is strangely absent again, while Hannah is chuffed to bits with Anthony’s debut as Man United beat the...
HIGHLIGHTS | Did Parker Force Bournemouth’s Hand?
Is it just Scott Parker's wardrobe that's smart, or has the Premier League's latest managerial casualty pressed the escape button on a doomed season f...
HIGHLIGHTS | Have Chelsea Lost Their Identity?
We wonder where it's going wrong for Tuchel's team and question their mega bucks transfer spending. Could Chelsea be in for a rough season?
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TRANSFER TIT BITS | Who Won the Transfer Window?
We look back on a mega transfer window as we ask, who's done the best in football's biggest jumble sale?
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S2, EP3 | Quick! Brush the rug!
We respectfully doff our caps as Scott Parker fires himself straight out of the dugout at The Vitality with the aid of nine goals from visiting Liverp...
ROW Z FPL | Good Work from Bad Grandad
Some brand new listener entries into the Row Z Fantasy Premier League have taken the table by storm, deeply upsetting Mike, who's languishing in middl...
JUST THE FOOTBALL | Man Utd vs Liverpool, Newcastle vs Man City and Leeds vs Chelsea
If you're not interested in Hannah on safari, Joe wearing a dog's underwear and Will's Hinge profile but would rather hear about whether Casemiro can...
FULL SHOW | The Chuckle Brothers on Safari
No Mike this week so we didn’t have to suffer through any Arsenal chat, however Hannah is pretty happy at Man United’s resurgence but she’s infinitely...
HIGHLIGHTS | Man Utd: Maguire, Casemiro and a Resurgent Rashford?
We ponder whether being left out of the team against Liverpool was exactly what Harry Maguire needs to get a break from social media scrutiny; discuss...
HIGHLIGHTS | Is Alann Saint-Maximin a Top 4 Player?
Joe is very excited after ASM’s stellar first half performance against Man City but Will Short thinks the Newcastle winger is too mercurial to be anyt...
ROW Z FPL | Hannah's Top Tips
Things are hotting up in the Fantasy League and it just so happens that Mike’s absence coincides with his team tumbling down the table… hmmm. Listen o...
HIGHLIGHTS | Are Liverpool Now Rubbish?
We wonder whether Liverpool have blown it in this summer's transfer window and wonder how much their missing Thiago.
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HIGHLIGHTS | Are Spurs the New Sh!thouses of the Premier League? The Battle of the Bridge: Part 2
Joe is delighted at Antonio Conte's new, evil Tottenham, while Mike is scathing about Cristian Romero and we discuss the Premier League's best brawls....
JUST THE FOOTBALL | The Battle of the Bridge Part Two and Hannah on Drugs
Joe is full of praise for Cristian Romero and new, dirty Spurs, while Mike this Man Utd could go down and we wonder what Liverpool need to get going?<...
HIGHLIGHTS | Could Manchester United Go Down!?
Mike is positively delighted at the prospect of a relegation scrap for Manchester United, Hannah outlines exactly where the problems started and Joe h...
HIGHLIGHTS | Where is Barcelona's Money Coming From?
Joe and Mike muse on whether the Catalan giants are gambling the club's future with their short-term financial dealings... Hannah was in bed.
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ROW Z FPL | Fantasy Premier League Update
Hannah is crowing as she finds herself top of the Row Z FPL after two weeks, meanwhile Mike has some squad management tips for Joe.
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